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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 00:57

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How can I move on from my ex?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why does my 5-year-old daughter keep repeating the words 'they will come for us, they will find us and touch us'? I'm quite scared.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

A View to a Kill

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy